Kentucky Country

Kentucky Country

Kentucky Country was one of Pinto's flagship Video games on the PlayStation among others. The games writer, designer, and programmer, Shigeru Kutaragi IV, created this during the highest high of his cocaine addiction. The story contains two protagonists, King Kong and Lil' Dicky. Together they plan on overthrowing the Country of Kentucky (hence the title) while beating the living shit out of everything that exists in the process. King K. Kool and the Kang is the main antagonist of Kentucky Country, playing as the President of Kentucky. The music was phenomenal and ahead of its time. The games composer, Junky Kong, went absolutely bunkers on the sticks for three hours and created many masterpieces, including Junky Kong's Flight and Gangbang Galleon. The game became so popular, Shigeru Kutaragi IV decided to team up with some random ass company called .rar to create the sequel to Kentucky Country. Kentucky Country: A Lil' Dicky Called Quest is the first game of its kind to introduce the concept of a "crossover". After you beat the game you unlock the secret character Ryu from streets. This was not a shock to the public due to the fact that Fortnite 2 was Pinto's number one best seller.

The Fall of Kentucky Country

There was a triquel to Kentucky Country, Kentucky Country 3: Dixie Chick's Double Homicide, but didn't sell well due to the death of Junky Kong. Junky Kong died of ligma in 1996 and the game was released with no audio at all. Shigeru Kutaragi IV made a forth and a fifth game for some fucking reason but no one gave a shit. Kentucky Country: Again and Kentucky Country: Climate Change are now games lost to time.