Difference between revisions of "Video games"
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Video Games were invented by Leonardo DiCaprio in 1943 with the Hitler Youth Group hit, "Hitlers großer fetter Schwanz". It was given out to all members. Himmler once stated that, "Hitlers großer fetter Schwanz is the greatest experience every young German boy can have." Unfortunately no copies or photos exist of Hitlers großer fetter Schwanz, which makes some historians believe it wasn't real and to be just nazi propaganda. (fucking idiots) | Video Games were invented by Leonardo DiCaprio in 1943 with the Hitler Youth Group hit, "Hitlers großer fetter Schwanz". It was given out to all members. Himmler once stated that, "Hitlers großer fetter Schwanz is the greatest experience every young German boy can have." Unfortunately no copies or photos exist of Hitlers großer fetter Schwanz, which makes some historians believe it wasn't real and to be just nazi propaganda. (fucking idiots) | ||
| − | In 1961, | + | In 1961, Pong was created. Which created violence for the first time in human history. As any self respecting abusive 60 year old father will tell you. |
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| + | During the 70's, videos games first started becoming popular in the US. With games such as Trans-Man, Space Imperialists, and the 8 billion copies of Pong. Most of the annoying children and teenagers played on Arcade Machines since all the console were shite and no person wanted actually own a video game console. | ||
Revision as of 10:04, 19 August 2021
Video Games are a form of """entertainment""" that are used by whiney 15 year old fat cunts to waste their time on.
Video Games were invented by Leonardo DiCaprio in 1943 with the Hitler Youth Group hit, "Hitlers großer fetter Schwanz". It was given out to all members. Himmler once stated that, "Hitlers großer fetter Schwanz is the greatest experience every young German boy can have." Unfortunately no copies or photos exist of Hitlers großer fetter Schwanz, which makes some historians believe it wasn't real and to be just nazi propaganda. (fucking idiots)
In 1961, Pong was created. Which created violence for the first time in human history. As any self respecting abusive 60 year old father will tell you.
During the 70's, videos games first started becoming popular in the US. With games such as Trans-Man, Space Imperialists, and the 8 billion copies of Pong. Most of the annoying children and teenagers played on Arcade Machines since all the console were shite and no person wanted actually own a video game console.