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Video Games are a form of """entertainment""" that are used by whiney 15 year old fat cunts to waste their time on.
 
Video Games are a form of """entertainment""" that are used by whiney 15 year old fat cunts to waste their time on.
  
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==Beginnings of Videos games==
 
Video Games were invented by Leonardo DiCaprio in 1943 with the Hitler Youth Group hit, "Hitlers großer fetter Schwanz". It was given out to all members. Himmler once stated that, "Hitlers großer fetter Schwanz is the greatest experience every young German boy can have." Unfortunately no copies or photos exist of Hitlers großer fetter Schwanz, which makes some historians believe it wasn't real and to be just nazi propaganda. (fucking idiots)
 
Video Games were invented by Leonardo DiCaprio in 1943 with the Hitler Youth Group hit, "Hitlers großer fetter Schwanz". It was given out to all members. Himmler once stated that, "Hitlers großer fetter Schwanz is the greatest experience every young German boy can have." Unfortunately no copies or photos exist of Hitlers großer fetter Schwanz, which makes some historians believe it wasn't real and to be just nazi propaganda. (fucking idiots)
  
In 1961, Pong was created. Which spawned violence for the first time in human history. [[File:Pong.jpg|thumb|The creators of Pong]]
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In 1961, Pong was created. Which spawned violence for the first time in human history. [[File:Pongo.png|thumb|Violence is introduced to humanity (1961)]]
  
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During the 70's, videos games first started becoming popular in the US. With games such as Trans-Man, Space Imperialists, and the 8 billion copies of Pong. Most of the annoying children and teenagers played on Arcade Machines since all the console were shite and no person wanted actually own a video game console.
  
During the 70's, videos games first started becoming popular in the US. With games such as Trans-Man, Space Imperialists, and the 8 billion copies of Pong. Most of the annoying children and teenagers played on Arcade Machines since all the console were shite and no person wanted actually own a video game console.
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==The Video Game Crash==
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In 1981, everyone realized that what they were playing fucking sucked. So everyone stopped playing video games. This caused the Video Game Crash of 1981. Trillions of dollars worth of shitty video game hardware was literally thrown in the trash. Video games were saved when in 1985 by Pinto, a Korean childrens toy company most known for making asbestos lined playing cards, released the Playstation 1 in America. All copies came with [[Fortnite]]. This increase in quality of video games saved the video game market and Pinto was basically the only video game company still around during the rest of the 80s.  
  
In 1981, everyone realized that what they were playing fucking sucked. So everyone stopped playing video games. This caused the Video Game Crash of 1981. Trillions of dollars worth of shitty video game hardware was literally thrown in the trash. Video games were saved when in 1985 by Pinto, a Korean childrens toy company most known for making asbestos lined playing cards, released the Playstation 1 in America. All copies came with Fortnite. This increase in quality of video games saved the video game market and Pinto was basically the only video game company still around during the rest of the 80s.
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==Pintos Golden Era==
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For almost 2 decades Pinto dominated the video game market after the crash. Some of their most popular games ever released during this time. Such as, [https://whataboutwiki.farted.net/wiki/Fortnite Fortnite 2], The Legend of Michael. G (G for gamer), Large Women United, and [[Kentucky Country]].

Latest revision as of 16:14, 26 October 2023

Video Games are a form of """entertainment""" that are used by whiney 15 year old fat cunts to waste their time on.

Beginnings of Videos games

Video Games were invented by Leonardo DiCaprio in 1943 with the Hitler Youth Group hit, "Hitlers großer fetter Schwanz". It was given out to all members. Himmler once stated that, "Hitlers großer fetter Schwanz is the greatest experience every young German boy can have." Unfortunately no copies or photos exist of Hitlers großer fetter Schwanz, which makes some historians believe it wasn't real and to be just nazi propaganda. (fucking idiots)

In 1961, Pong was created. Which spawned violence for the first time in human history.

Violence is introduced to humanity (1961)

During the 70's, videos games first started becoming popular in the US. With games such as Trans-Man, Space Imperialists, and the 8 billion copies of Pong. Most of the annoying children and teenagers played on Arcade Machines since all the console were shite and no person wanted actually own a video game console.

The Video Game Crash

In 1981, everyone realized that what they were playing fucking sucked. So everyone stopped playing video games. This caused the Video Game Crash of 1981. Trillions of dollars worth of shitty video game hardware was literally thrown in the trash. Video games were saved when in 1985 by Pinto, a Korean childrens toy company most known for making asbestos lined playing cards, released the Playstation 1 in America. All copies came with Fortnite. This increase in quality of video games saved the video game market and Pinto was basically the only video game company still around during the rest of the 80s.

Pintos Golden Era

For almost 2 decades Pinto dominated the video game market after the crash. Some of their most popular games ever released during this time. Such as, Fortnite 2, The Legend of Michael. G (G for gamer), Large Women United, and Kentucky Country.