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>Bird at 06:28, 19 April 2021

2021-04-19T06:28:37Z

Twl: fix grammar (ironic)

2021-04-19T02:19:43Z

fix grammar (ironic)

Twl: Music sucks

2021-04-18T20:21:48Z

Music sucks

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Music was created by some ooga-booga motherfucker that decided to bang some sticks and rocks together that made <i>noise</i> and <i>rhythm</i>. the irony is that nobody cares about those two things when it comes to music.

But when most people talk about music, they say that the group "The Beatles" created music in the 1960's with their hit song "so need a cute girl" and "gangum style"

this all changed after the war with the 1970s heavy-metal bands "King crimson" and "pink floyd". the war ended with the death of George Beatle.

Hank parrapa created the album ">" after slonking weed at his crib dick-to-ass with his guitar and realizing that the guitar can creatie music

when the 80s rolled around, rock music was rampant with terrible groups like AB/CD and 'sure' (creaters of animated series jojos heckin cute and valid adventures), this all changed with Michael G. (G for gamer) formed the band Circus mort and Bauhaus, starting the emo phase 1 along side Swedish football and twenty one pilots. Michael G. Then wrote a book titled "Giles Corey" in 1995

In the meantime, groups like A Tribe called Nas started experimenting with the music. They asked a very simple question: "what if we sang really fast, rhymed words, and talked about having lotsa sex with women?". this is how slowcore was made. Very notable groups included: Big doom, N.S.A. , The easiest e, and block of ice.

The Internet was the new hot fad that will surely be gone by the 2000s but decided to stay around for some fucking reason. Using this, the hit duo "The Aphex Twins" started promoting their records "arount the word'and "drugs". The music was created with a comupters, too. making The Aphex Twins the two biggest virgin nerd losers on the music scene.

[[File:aphex_twins.jpeg|thumb|The Aphex Twins after they take off their robot helmets]]

Near the end of the 90s, Kurt "Blevins" Cocaine formed Nirvana, saving the prog rock scene along side Limp Bizkit. Kurt cocaine died during a boating accident while traveling to his friend's private island. It is theorized that this accident was an intended suicide, which started the "bart blebbins killed himself" riots of 1997.

Tool was also a thing back then

Circus mort breaking up in 1998 was a tragedy for the ambient music community, the band is now lost to time.

as the millennium begins, T\he new villan "mr worldhead" came to destroy rap. Not even GAY-Z and Yandi were able to stop him. mr worldhead later composed the hit sounttrack to blockbuster box office smasher "The Gotti" and a few others.

Around this time, some idiot made a website called /music/ where everyone can discuss their terrible tastes without the risk of being stoned. This community was ran by mr. Music [[:File:mr_music.jpeg|(see photo)]] and he allowed his terrible takes to spread to other sites like twitter and myspace. His fame peaked in 2020 when he blocked me on twitter.
[[File:mr_music.jpeg|thumb|This fucker blocked me on twitter]]

Another notable artist includes Viper The Rapper, who practically created lo-fi hiphop. His hit album "you all should try some acid" was shared on /music/ and finally got him out of the hood (Brownsville, FL) he is also known for being a terrible father.
[[File:viper.jpg|thumb|photo of viper the rapper]]

Techno fans rejoice! Circus mort reformed in 2010 with a world tour of their new album, "My father will guide me up a ladder to hell". This tour consisted of Michael G. (G for gangsta) pissing on anyone who got to close to him, and playing one chord for 45 minutes.

Newer groups were forming left and right to try to take down mr worldhead. One being "death grep" and "23 geks". they forced mr. Music to give them a good score to devalue mr worldhead's fame.

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	But when most people talk about music, they say that the group "The Beatles" created music in the 1960's with their hit song "so need a cute girl" and "gangum style"		But when most people talk about music, they say that the group "The Beatles" created music in the 1960's with their hit song "so need a cute girl" and "gangum style"

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 Another notable artist includes Viper The Rapper, who practically created lo-fi hiphop. His hit album "you all should try some acid" was shared on /music/ and finally got him out of the hood (Brownsville, FL) he is also known for being a terrible father.
-[[File:viper.jpg|thumb|photo of viper the rapper]]
+[[File:viper.jpg|thumb|viper the rapper after hearing that his 5th wife divorced him]]
 Techno fans rejoice! Circus mort reformed in 2010 with a world tour of their new album, "My father will guide me up a ladder to hell". This tour consisted of Michael G. (G for gangsta) pissing on anyone who got to close to him, and playing one chord for 45 minutes.
 Newer groups were forming left and right to try to take down mr worldhead. One being "death grep" and "23 geks". they forced mr. Music to give them a good score to devalue mr worldhead's fame.